Dear Local Online News Site...

Dear Photographer of Local Online News Site*,

I just received an email with a few links to your site. Yes, I will admit that I don't get on your site as often as I probably should to check out the local news of B-Town. But, I do read the Herald Times. So, I know what's going on in B-Town. In this email there was coverage of B-Town's Breast Cancer Awareness walk. I was super happy to see that you guys covered it and brought more attention to the cause because it really is a great cause. There is something that I would love to discuss with you...
First off, when you are clearly making me, my family and friends the target of your picture do you think that you could make it a little bit more flattering? For the love of all things Holy. I almost choked on my drink when I saw these pictures. I mean you are supposed to be professional right? So that does mean that you do know how to take a picture right? Please tell me you didn't get your education at IU.
I just forwarded this lovely email that I got on to Jess and Brooke who I am sure are opening them at this moment and very possibly falling out of their chairs at the horribleness of these pictures. I am just hoping right now that the new manfriend doesn't check out this local online news site*. Because, I really don't want him seeing me look this bad anytime in the near future.
In the future, if you could only take pictures that are at least some what flattering of us that would be great. (Examples of not flattering: when Jess is trying to drink her water.**)

Thanks in advance for your cooperation,
Miss Tiff

* Local Online News Site will remain unnamed for the simple fact nobody else needs to see these pictures and also because I think Jess and Brooke would kill me if I posted the name.

** Sorry Jess I know you're cringing over that picture right now.