Last Week...

Last week was so busy. I had way too many things going on so that I couldn't really blog much at all. It was a very busy, hectic and trying week that's for sure. I'm glad it's all over though. Changes are in progress and I can't tell you how happy it makes me.

First and Foremost, Friday was my last day at my old job. :) Woohoo. I start my new job on Monday. It's such a different work environment and everything. I'm so looking forward to it. I'm a little bit nervous but it should be ok since my sister works there too. So at least I have someone there I can ask if I need help or have any questions I'm afraid to ask. Since I've got this new job now I get to mark off my first item on My Mission 101 List. Woohoo.. The very first item to go on my list. I am pretty excited that it's the first one too.

I've been slacking off on my diet this past couple of weeks and with the start of my new job on Monday I'll be getting back into my diet routine along with my work out routine. I've had to deal with some stuff the past couple of weeks so my diet was probably the last thing on my mind. Though I didn't eat very much at all this past week, so I've not gained any of my weight back. Thank God, I would have been mad to come this far and start gaining it back. So back to the working out and eating healthy all the time.

I'll let you know how my first day of the new job goes. :)

New job..

Well, not quite yet. I put in my notice on Thursday and this Friday (the 9th) will be my last day! :) I had been searching for a new job and I applied for a job at where my sister works. I went in for my interview about a week and a half ago. It went really well, obviously. I'm super, super excited. I gave my notice on Thursday to my current job. They aren't very happy about it. I am so looking forward to this new job. It's an actual office job. I will have set hours. I won't have to work weekends or holidays. Unless of course I want to get overtime then I can work some on the weekends. I am going to be getting forty hours. I will be having good benefits (which is a huge plus, since my current job sucks in that department). I start this new job on the 12th. I can't wait. I'm sure I'll keep you guys posted on how everything goes. I'm so excited I might do a cartwheel. Lol.

Oh and I haven't blogged in a few days so I've not had time to thank Andy for guest blogging. Thanks again, you're the greatest. The post was definitely great!

What Men Really Mean...

Since I recently got back into the dating scene I only thought it would be appropriate to get a guy's perspective on things, especially when it comes to dating. I will be the first to admit that I have no idea what the hell I'm doing when it comes to men. I can't read them or understand them more than half the time. So, I asked Andy* to give me a little perspective into the male psyche. He's going to clue us in on what men are really thinking...


I've read my fair share of women-oriented magazines. Aside from learning how to complement a frilly sundress with golden eyeshadow and bronze jewelry, I've learned a lot about how women think men think, and how they use that information to try to over-analyze and trick us.

Example, from Cosmo Oct. 2009 issue:
"Sneaky ways to nudge him along... Turn criticism into praise: 'You're amazing. I'd love it if you hung out with my friends more so I could show you off!"

Right. We're so amazing that we wouldn't see a thinly-veiled attempt to have us hang out with your ladyfriends all afternoon while they moan about their problems. By "amazing," you must mean "gullible."

So, for women like the endearing Miss Tiff and her playing-the-field readers, I thought I'd offer some male perspective. It'll help you decipher what really is meant, instead of what some magazine might advise you about what men are thinking. And trust me, I know. I co-wrote a fake magazine.

When you ask:
"What do you want to do tonight?"
We respond:
"I don't care, whatever you want to do."
You think we really mean:
"I'm indecisive and lack motivation to do anything with my life, let alone picking an activity."
Girls' magazines (GM) think we really mean:
"We could care less what we do tonight as long as we have sex later."
What we actually mean:
"Every time I make a decision about this, you immediately second-guess it and then quickly add, "but I don't really care," leaving us with no choice but to eventually do what you want to do anyway, so why don't we cut to the chase, since all we really want to do is be with you and be seen with you, and if that means we walk around the mall five times, so be it, just stop pretending the decision is really ours."

When you ask:
"Why do you care about those stupid fantasy teams so much?"
We respond:
"It's fun and keeps us interested in all the games."
You think we really mean:
"I'm a big geek who loves analyzing stats. I'm obsessed about a fake league with fake teams relying on the performance of people who actually have lives, and you wouldn't understand."
Girls' magazines (GM) think we really mean:
"It gives us an excuse to stay on the computer all the time so we can secretly Google search nipple slips of all those hot chicks on those girly CW shows you watch. P.S. I won't object if you want to put on Gossip Girl while I set my fantasy line-up."
What we actually mean:
"We feel a personal loss as a man having not become a professional athlete, even if we had no real intention, desire or ability to become one, but having a fantasy team lets us talk about pro teams like we're actually a part of one, and gives us a sense of competition we sorely lack in day-to-day life, save for drag racing grandmas at stop lights."

When you ask:
"Do you think that girl that walked by is pretty?"
We respond:
"Not really/I didn't see her/You're hotter anyway so it doesn't matter/Yeah, if you like the thin model type/I turned temporarily gay when she walked by and have magically turned back, thanks for converting me."
You think we really mean:
"I want to have sex with her and you are holding me back from becoming an Internet viral sensation on par with Ray J and Eric Dane."
Girls' magazines (GM) think we really mean:
"She had a great rack but I'm hoping you didn't catch me looking at her cleavage. Because if you didn't, I'm going to look again."
What we actually mean:
"I'm not freaking blind just because you and I are dating, but in the same light, I'm with you for a reason. Sure, she's hot, but if I told you that, you'd feel insecure, and a girl as pretty as you doesn't need a reason to be insecure over some random girl who is nothing more than eye candy, while I am completely smitten by you. I'm instead going to tell you whatever cover-up mens' magazines have told me will work, hoping we can all just play along that you know that I know that you know that I know she's hot and we have all chosen to ignore it."

When you ask:
"What outfit looks better on me?"
We respond:
"The first one."
You think we really mean:
"I'm giving you a half-hearted answer so you'll shut-up and we can go eat."
Girls' magazines (GM) think we really mean:
"I like you in anything, and what does it matter, as long as you're wearing nothing later tonight?"
What we actually mean:
"The first outfit, you looked cute and adorable. The second outfit, you looked beautiful and fun. The third outfit, I wanted to rip off you immediately and have my way with you. But overall, you seemed happiest and the most confident in the first one, and when you're confident, you're the sexiest possible. But if I tell you that, you'll still just think I'm just trying to rush you with some b.s. So, instead, I'll just keep it simple and keep the secret to myself. Until I undress you later tonight."



* Make sure you check out Andy's Blog. I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

Monday Morning Ramblings: It's all Random...

My weekend was definitely a good weekend. I worked early on Saturday which meant I had most of my day free. I went to Evansville to hangout with Mr A. It went great. I like him. He's really sweet. We are going to take things kind of slow though which is OK because I don't feel like rushing into something only to get myself hurt. So I think it's a good thing that we are taking things slow. We do text and/or talk everyday which I do think is a good sign. So we will just see where it goes. He has asked me if I would be interested in doing a couple of things with him that are in the future. So also that's a good sign. I'm trying not to get my hopes up to high even though I think he's sweet and I like him. I'll keep you posted on how it goes.

Last night the Colts won. :) They are now 3-0. Which is great. Nothing like spending my Sunday evening watching a Colts game. Of course some people may beg to differ.

I got my first good night of sleep in like two weeks. I was starting to think I would never sleep well again. It was definitely great. I woke up feeling pretty well. Though I did wake up earlier than I normally do when I have to work late but I think it's because I slept the whole night without waking up once. God, it was great.

If you haven't noticed (see previous post) I started this little mission thing and am on my way to completing it. As I complete/mark off an item on my list I'll post a little post about it. So be on the look out for those.

Also, I'm super excited to announce that on Wednesday there will be a guest blog post from my favorite blogger Andy. So make sure you check it out on Wednesday and make sure you check out his blog too. It's an awesome blog and I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

Well that's it for my Monday Morning Ramblings. This was definitely full of some random ramblings. Everyone Enjoy your Monday.

Mission 101...

The Mission: Complete 101 preset tasks in a period of 1001 days.
Start Date: Friday, September 25, 2009
End Date: Friday, June 22, 2012

The Criteria:Tasks must be specific (ie. no ambiguity in the wording) with a result that is either measurable or clearly defined. Tasks must also be realistic and stretching (ie. represent some amount of work on my part).

Italics= In progress
Bold= Completed


The List:
1. Get Healthier.
2. Spend at least two weekend afternoons with my nephews a month.
3. Get a new job.
4. Get my teeth whitened.
5. Read at least half of my TBR bookcase.
6. Be able to run a long distance without having to stop and catch my breath.
7. Take a cruise.
8. Go to New York City.
9. Lose 70 lbs (25/70).
10. Go back to college.
11. Get a new place.
12. Pay off my car.
13. Fall in Love.
14. Put 40 bucks in a savings account every month for six months. (0/6)
15. Participate in at least two fundraising walks. (0/2)
16. Take my cousin Taylor to see an IU play.
17. Take a Kickboxing Class.
18. Send a card to PostSecret
19. Watch no TV for a week. (0/7)
20. Take my multi-vitamins everyday for 90 days. (0/90)
21. Buy a good laptop.
22. Go a week without Facebook. (0/7)
23. Get a passport.
24. Read 50 books. (0/50)
25. Don’t Eat Chocolate for a Month (0/30) (Or die trying)
26. Try at least 7 food items that I think I don’t like (0/7)
27. Watch 2 Foreign Films with Subtitles. (0/2)
28. Go to a Spa for a day.
29. Go see my Godparents in Arizona.
30. Do Yoga for one month. (0/30)
31. Run a marathon.
32. Take a pottery/clay making class.
33. Go a whole day without texting anyone.
34. Have a yard sale and clear out the junk I don’t need.
35. Do something really nice for my parents.
36. Read a Banned Book.
37. Read 3 Jane Austen books. (0/3)
38. Do 10 things that make me completely happy. (0/10)
39. Buy a COACH bag.
40. Learn how to play tennis.
41. Buy a Wii.
42. Get a bike.
43. Drink at least 32 oz of water a day for thirty days. (0/30)
44. Organize one family event.
45. Go to Las Vegas.
46. Attend one NFL game.
47. Cook at least four dishes that I’ve never made before. (0/4)
48. Go on a long hike.
49. Read the Book Thief.
50. Laugh so hard I cry at least five times. (0/5)
51. Help out someone who needs it.
52. Learn how to make my Mom’s Birthday pancakes.
53. Learn how to knit.
54. Turn off my cell for one day.
55. Take my nephew Jordan to 5 movies. (0/5)
56. Spend three days of doing absolutely nothing but lounging in bed with a book/watching TV.
(0/3)
57. Make a special someone (when I get one) breakfast in bed.
58. Get a loved one a gift just because I love them not for any particular reason.
59. Tell someone how I really feel.
60. Say No to someone when I don’t want to do something 10 times. (0/10)
61. Have a cloud day with the nephews.
62. Eat Breakfast for one month. (0/30)
63. Go to a Cards game.
64. Make 6 new friends. (0/6)
65. Kiss in the rain.
66. Watch the sunrise.
67. Watch the sunset.
68. Get two physicals. (0/2)
69. Make a scrapbook for my sister.
70. Buy a iPhone.
71. Redo my bedroom.
72. See three plays/musicals. (0/3)
73. Go to five wine tastings. (0/5)
74. Go two weeks without eating fast food. (0/2)
75. Have a candlelit dinner.
76. Meet 3 bloggers in real life. (0/3)
77. Participate in building a house for Habitat for Humanity.
78. Go camping.
79. Buy a three friends/loved ones lunch or dinner. (0/3)
80. Take a dance class.
81. Plant some flowers.
82. Make a pie from scratch.
83. Learn how to play poker.
84. Go to 10 new restaurants. (0/10)
85. Go to bed by 11 everyday for a week. (0/7)
86. Buy myself a little black dress.
87. Make an Emergency Kit for my car.
88. Get a library card.
89. Learn how to swim better.
90. Go to a Drive-In movie theater.
91. Carve 3 pumpkins. (0/3)
92. Cook four meals for someone. (0/4)
93. Get a gym membership.
94. Volunteer for a good cause.
95. See a midnight showing of a movie.
96. Watch six classic movies. (0/6)
97. Bake someone a birthday cake.
98. Travel to Canada.
99. Have a picnic in a park.
100. Buy new running shoes.
101. Get five people to do this mission too. (0/5)